December 10 2005

Well gang, things just couldn’t be looking any better. Christmas is just two weeks away, and New Year’s Eve is just one more week away than Christmas.
And New Year’s Eve is when we will hold our gathering of the Montrose beer and Gun Club out at our clubhouse and shooting ranges.
The excitement at club headquarters is almost too much to bare.
In an effort to make things a little more festive for the small fry, a group of folks made a few pinatas in the likeness of Tom Delay. But a problem arose when it came to deciding what to stuff them with.
On the one hand, if the kids broke open pinatas of Tom Delay and candy and goodies fell out, it might give the kids the wrong idea of what Mr. Delay was like inside. On the other hand, if he was stuffed with the by-products of, for instance, horses and bulls, the kids might get the idea that the grown-ups were playing a nasty trick on them.
It was finally decided that Tom Delay pinatas were just too grown up for the children, and that it would be best if the pinatas were used by the adults.
So far, there is no word as to what they are going to be stuffed with.
We do know, however, what the walk-in coolers are going to be stuffed with. Beer.
Walk-in cooler #4 will be used exclusively for home brew, so those of you that are bringing your own private nectar to the gathering, be sure to reserve some floor space for your suds.
But don’t worry too much about details, since a full brochure, including directions, maps, and floor plans will be in the mail before Christmas Eve.
It’s really going to be something special gang.

Till next week
Helga Biermeister
Secretary