August 13 2005

We’ve got confusing news this week gang.
It seems that "Hack" Wilson’s wife Sophie, known to all as "Trophy" because she is so wonderful to look at, had gotten tired of him smoking cigarettes and had laid down the law that he would either stop smoking, or he would no longer get any "home cooking", If you get the idea.
Well, she looked good in a burlap sack. And "Hack" got the message. He did what he could do to stop the nasty smoking habit.
He tried to lie about it as any ordinary man would do, but "Trophy" being a non-smoker caught him at it every time. He stunk of cigarettes.
"Hack" tried everything. Then a friend of his, Herman Mesmer, that knew a little bit about hypnotism, volunteered to take care of his smoking problem, so that all would be well with his trophy wife.
"Hack" gave himself to Herman’s hypnotic treatment. And sure enough, he no longer needed cigarettes.
But as a couple of weeks went by, "Hack" realized that beer no longer tasted good, and he was no longer the really good pistol shot that he used to be.
As it turns out, Herman was "Hack’s" main competitor when it came to shooting guns, and losing to Herman in competition was just too big a price to pay for not smoking.
"Hack" told Herman to re-hypnotize him, forget the smoking problem, just as long as he could shoot straight, and be able to taste his beer again.
This only makes sense.
Well, Herman Mesmer re-hypnotized "Hack" and "Hack" started shooting just as good as before, and beer started to taste good again, but oddly enough smoking, the original bone of contention between he and his wife, remained a non-problem.
However, it turned out that after the re-hypnotizing that "Trophy", even in a bikini couldn’t keep "Hack" working on his 1957 Chevrolet 2dr hardtop all hours of the night and day. It had become an obsession with him.
It has also been noted that lately, Herman Mesmer, obviously a good friend of "Hack’s" family, has taken to spending a great deal of time helping "Trophy" with her golf swing, while "Hack" has been preoccupied with his ’57 "Chevy".
It might not be a good idea to let a close friend of yours be your clinical hypnotist. If you catch the drift.We’ve got confusing news this week gang.
It seems that "Hack" Wilson’s wife Sophie, known to all as "Trophy" because she is so wonderful to look at, had gotten tired of him smoking cigarettes and had laid down the law that he would either stop smoking, or he would no longer get any "home cooking", If you get the idea.
Well, she looked good in a burlap sack. And "Hack" got the message. He did what he could do to stop the nasty smoking habit.
He tried to lie about it as any ordinary man would do, but "Trophy" being a non-smoker caught him at it every time. He stunk of cigarettes.
"Hack" tried everything. Then a friend of his, Herman Mesmer, that knew a little bit about hypnotism, volunteered to take care of his smoking problem, so that all would be well with his trophy wife.
"Hack" gave himself to Herman’s hypnotic treatment. And sure enough, he no longer needed cigarettes.
But as a couple of weeks went by, "Hack" realized that beer no longer tasted good, and he was no longer the really good pistol shot that he used to be.
As it turns out, Herman was "Hack’s" main competitor when it came to shooting guns, and losing to Herman in competition was just too big a price to pay for not smoking.
"Hack" told Herman to re-hypnotize him, forget the smoking problem, just as long as he could shoot straight, and be able to taste his beer again.
This only makes sense.
Well, Herman Mesmer re-hypnotized "Hack" and "Hack" started shooting just as good as before, and beer started to taste good again, but oddly enough smoking, the original bone of contention between he and his wife, remained a non-problem.
However, it turned out that after the re-hypnotizing that "Trophy", even in a bikini couldn’t keep "Hack" from working on his 1957 Chevrolet 2dr hardtop all hours of the night and day. It had become an obsession with him.
It has also been noted that lately, Herman Mesmer, obviously a good friend of "Hack’s" family, has taken to spending a great deal of time helping "Trophy" with her golf swing, while "Hack" has been preoccupied with his ’57 "Chevy".
It might not be a good idea to let a close friend of yours be your clinical hypnotist. If you catch the drift.