August 16 2006-Extra

There’s heart warming news this week gang. This past week "Mo Bob" and his wife "Ricky" took their two kids, ( Barley and Reese) to Disneyland in Florida.
The parents were a little worried as to how the youngsters would react to jet travel. Well, they needn’t have worried. The kids took to air travel like ducks take to water.
Because it was an informal vacation, the kids were allowed to pack certain playthings and favorite wearing apparel for the trip. Including Montrose Beer and Gun Club t-shirts and frightingly realistic waterguns.
The waterguns were loaded with vinegar, because in Texas they had a "right to carry" as protection against the occasional bad dog in the neighborhood. They had been thoroughly trained and everything. Well, they were in the approach to "The World of Tomorrow", when the rising heat of the day caused "Ricky" to remove the light-weight jackets that the kids were wearing, there-by exposing the club t-shits that the kids had on.
"Reese" was wearing the formal t-shirt with the crossed pilsner glass and revolver, which attracted some interest in the crowd.
But "Barley", being a more worldly six-year-old, was sporting the "Casual" t-shirt. The one with the Patton tank and naked woman on it.
This caught the attention of the crowd, big time.
Children and parents gathered around, one hand over their mouths and the other hand pointing at "Barley’s" t-shirt with the naked woman on it.
As the crowd closed in, "Barley" and "Reese" glanced at each other, and just like "Butch" Cassidy and the "Sun Dance Kid", silently drew their Walther PPK’s and started spraying vinegar where it would do the most good.
Well, the people in the front ranks began screaming and running with their hands over their eyes, and the people in the rear ranks, not knowing what was going on, started screaming and running simply because it seemed to be the right thing to do.
Before you could say "stampede", there was one. And by the time it was all over, there were quite a few injuries.
"Mo Bob" and "Ricky" were charged with inciting a panic, and the couple and their children were escorted to the gate by the Seven Dwarfs, and warned never to enter a Disney World anywhere on the globe. Ever.
The kids were more than just a little bit disappointed at being thrown out of Disney World, but "Mo Bob’ being the good parent that he is, promised the kids that in a couple of years, when they could handle a .243 deer rifle, he would take them to the Hill Country, and he would let them kill Bambi.
That cheered the kids up quite a bit. Now that’s parenting.

Till next week
Helga Biermeister
Secretary